Jersey Shore: The Matt Serra Edition

  • Monday, February 8th, 2010 at 4:36 pm by Bear Frazer

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What do you get when you put two Long Islanders with Italian heritage and heavy New York accents on the phone for fifteen minutes? A fist-pumping conversation between Bear Frazer and Matt Serra.

Bear Frazer: You’re an Italian-American and a lot of Italian-American groups have been protesting against MTV’s reality show, Jersey Shore. I’m not sure if you’ve heard about this show, have you?

Matt Serra: Yes I did! I hear it!

Bear Frazer: Have you watched any episodes of it or anything?

Matt Serra: Yeah, yeah. I saw a few episodes (laughs). How could you not?

Bear Frazer: True. The season finale’s tonight. Watching the replay after you’re done at Longo’s?

Matt Serra: Nah, nah. I didn’t know that was on (laughs). That’s funny. Nah man, I don’t watch it religiously. But if it’s on, it’s kinda, ya know, funny sometimes.

Bear Frazer: A lot of Italian-American groups want it cancelled. They feel it’s offensive and they’re protesting it. Are you offended?

Matt Serra: Nah man, I don’t get all caught up in that. It’s a bunch of kids looking to party and, ya know, let them party. I don’t know. What’s the big deal? I don’t get all caught up and .. I’m not about to make no protest at the Jersey Shore. I could care less. You know what I mean? And let me guess, let me guess …. The Sopranos are bad for Italian-Americans because everybody is in the mafia? Give me a break. I mean, I think, let the kids party. Let them go out, get chicks, let the chicks dance on tables and whatever. Who cares?

Bear Frazer: Right, right. So what are you gonna do after the Trigg fight?

Matt Serra: You know what? As far as fight wise, I take every fight at a time. I never look past or the only thing I know for sure is I will be, of course, here in Long Island eating some sort of Italian food whether its eggplant and rotini … whether it’s mozzarella sticks, whether it’s ravioli, whether it’s pizza, whether it’s stuffed shells, don’t let me keep going. I’ll keep going.

Bear Frazer: Continue.

Matt Serra: Veal parmesan, I’ll be eating somewhere and I’ll be chillin’ with my family and that’s how I do it, and that’s the only thing for sure.

Bear Frazer: My mom would have loved to talk to you about Italian food.

Matt Serra: Aw man! Yeah! I love that stuff! It’s a curse.

More on Matt “The Terror” Serra, head over to SerraJitsu.com. And for more from Bear “The Equation,” follow him on Twitter.

Your BFF,
Bear.Fuckin.Frazer.

GTL, bitches.

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One Response to “Jersey Shore: The Matt Serra Edition”

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