Tweeting Hooters for UFC 108

Hooters was not a bad time. if you forget about the cover charge.

@EddieConstantine just tried parking lot grappling. I told him to not to be that guy. He promptly stopped.

…go double helix.

@Eddieconstantine’s eyes are starting to

Hooters has today’s newspaper on display in the men’s bathroom. All class to end the night.

UFC 108 will probably be one of the years best cards.

Composure likely wins Evans the bout after major scare late in the third.

What a chin Evans displayed. Silva is a top guy.

Insane rally.

Perfect execution of an excellent gameplan for Evans. Thanks Greg Jackson.

Great transition after the take down for Evans.

My buddy Fast Eddie is getting beligerent. Happy birthday to him. Couldn’t think of a better place.

Evans drove him down well.

Excellent escape by Thiago.

Stare down is gonna be tense.

This fight feels big.

That guy looks like an ethnic Mike Goldberg. Like brown ethnic.

I shouldn’t be pouring this.

That left hook is why they call him Semtex folks. Team Roughouse to challenge GSP?

Calling Hazlett’s tumble the McLovin with cheese.

I am most jazzed for Daley-Hazelett.

Authoritative Hooters door girls.

GSP adheres to Greg Jackson so closely, he just copied his miming for the camera.

Haven’t seen our waitress. She must have went to her second job.

Fight of the Night to Lauzon-Stout looks good.

Demoralizing toss by Stout.

All class between Stout-Lauzon.

Stout and Lauzon shaping up nice.

I have a weird urge to steal these tacky neon signs.

Just saw a girl that should be a waitress here.

Stout-Lauzon is my Fight of the Night pick.

@colemiller and Lauzon looked like real talented teenagers. Ninja Turtles FTW.

Lot of 1st round finishes. Knew this was gonna be a great card after everyone beat it into the ground.

Miller’s music ‘Bad Moon Rising’ in lead for best entrance music of 2010.

How do I get my Twitter on a UFC broadcast? Someone hand me a @Xyience. And let me take off my @ClinchGear …

Dos Santos is a big, scary prospect. Emerging contender. Yvel looked tired. No timing. Rough debut.

Maybe cause he went down like Chuck Zito’s character.

Why Yvel wasn’t on OZ, I’ll never know.

Waitress noticed I was drinking water. She judged me. The irony.

I would let Yvel babysit.

If you’re gonna charge for a fight, you better know who might come through your doors.

JUST BLEED…INTO PIECES! I’m not drinking by the way.

PPV is starting. JUST BLEED.

Yamasaki forgot his 3D glasses.

Kampmann was vicious. That’s the way to bounce back.

Kampmann looks good, but Volkmann is smoother than he was last time. No jitters. Taking a beating now.

Waitress asked why I’m eating celery. I told her I’m not supporting her kids.

Ellenberger is an exciting, legit 170.

Nice triangle armbar by Miller. Best since Lytle’s at 73 style-wise.

First time watching at Hooter’s. In Campbell, CA (come say hi). Tweeting virgin UFC-Hooters experience.